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Old 7 October 2008, 10:11 PM   #1
figbo
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The virgin

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they
enjoyed each others company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner
and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They
dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude
soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were
basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a
time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.

Maude was thinking: If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my
pantyhose.
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