Married for 48 years...

[figbo]

After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, Honey, 48 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 24-year-old gal.

Now I have a $400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, a nice big bed and flat screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa b ed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...
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