When I say I'm broke,I'm broke!

[figbo]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted

by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning,"

said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would

like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away,"

said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to

close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide

open. "Don't be too Hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my

demonstration.." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to

her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
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