well she asked for it

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Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad!!! Her friend said "you've got him right where you want him.. he knows he has to make it up to you now so go ask for something expensive"

Bobs wife tells him that she demands something in the garage that will go from 0-200 in 6 seconds and she wants it there by the end of the week.

The next morning Bobs wife goes to the garage and sees her old car is gone but there is a box in the middle of the floor. She gets excited thinking it must be keys!!! she opens it up and finds a brand new bathroom scale

Bob has been missing for a week.