No Sex Since 1955.

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An mature but still ruggedly handsome BKL guy found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic Nike ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the BKL NZ guy for conversation. "Excuse me, JJ, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious sometimes by nature."

The young lady looked at his large hairy arms and wrists and said, "It looks like they have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of wrist action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The New Zealand guy just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955,looking at his watch ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The BKL guy, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now, must now go to attend the rest of the flock,thanks for the change ,"but nothing bleats the real thing sheep,SO Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.."