Enlightened

[idk01]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle
of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She
looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She
went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him,
'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'