Got any duck feed?

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So this little ducks wanders into the local deli, takes a quick look around and proceeds to walk straight to the counter and asks the guy behind the counter "Say, do you have any duck feed?", to which the guy replies "No." Duck leaves without saying another word.

Next day, the same duck comes in and again takes a quick look around and then proceeds to ask the guy behind the counter "Do you have any duck feed?", to which the guy again replies "No."

This goes on for the rest of the week to which finally one morning as soon as the duck steps foot through the store, the guy proceeds to scream at the duck at the top of his lungs "LOOK!, THIS IS A DELI!!! NOT A PET STORE!!

WE DON'T HAVE ANY DUCK FEED

WE'VE NEVER HAD ANY DUCK FEED AND

WE WILL NEVER HAVE ANY DUCK FEED

AND IF YOU COME IN ONE MORE TIME ASKING FOR DUCK FEED I WILL NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!!! NOW SCRAM!!!!!

The poor little duck looking very dejected leaves the store with out saying anything.

The next morning, the same duck comes back to the deli with a beaming smile on his face and before the store owner could shout at him, he quickly asks the store owner "WAIT A MINUTE!!! Say, do you have any nails?" Totally confused, the guy replies "NO!", to which the duck says: "Good!, now just one more question...

Got any duck feed?