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15 April 2009, 10:12 AM | #1 |
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Milk Bath (should make up for the bad Baloon joke :-)
A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 150 litres of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 liters so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 150 liters of milk. Did you mean 1.5 liters?" The blond said, "I want 150 liters. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes....
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