Tequila night

[carwash66]

A good ole boy was driving through a small town out west one night and saw a bar and decided to pull in and have a beer.
As he sat down at the bar he saw a hand written sign on the wall that said
"Win $5000.00-ask bartender"
He asked the bartender what that was about. The bartender told him that to win the money, he would have to complete 3 tasks.
1. Drink a fifth of Tequila in within 30 minutes.
2. Go out back behind the bar and pull an abscessed tooth from a really mean bulldog.
3. Go upstairs and make love to an old road whore for 15 minutes.

He thought for a moment and said "I'm in".

He polished off the tequila and staggered out back.
For the next several minutes there was screaming, howling and thrashing around.
He staggered back in with blood and bite marks all over and said,
"Where's the whore with the abscessed tooth?"