Door to door sales

[idk01]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum
cleaners."

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded
to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over
her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning."