Yes dear

[AJC]

A long time married couple are lying in bed when right out of the blue the women asks,"Honey if I died tomorrow,would you remarry?"
"Yes sweetheart,I guess after a suitable period of grieving I would."he replied.
"And would your new wife live in our house?" she asked.
"Well darling,I love this old house and I wouldn't want to move,so I would say yes."he answered.
"And would she sleep in our bed?"she persisted.
The man sighed and said."Sweetheart we had this bed custom made for my back pain so I would say yes."
The wife wasn't going to let this lie,and she continued."So your new wife will be living in our house and sleeping in our bed - would you let her use my golf clubs as well?"
"Oh no dear,that would never do," said the husband."She's left handed!"

Aaron