Must Have Killed A Robin.

[padi56]

I phone HP up yesterday to arrange re delivery of my laptop which has been with them to be repaired,only a week old and the video card failed a NVIDIA GeForce 7600 . We arrange for it to be delivered this Friday afternoon, so I take the afternoon of my voluntary work to be home,good job still got my trusty PC.


During the conversation, the guy tells me that I just need to give the driver the laptop and nothing else. I tell him that they aren't picking up a laptop computer, they're delivering it back to me. Later in the conversation, the guy reminds me that I just need to give the driver the laptop and nothing else. I again remind the chappie, that I had just told him that he was delivering my computer, BACK TO ME AND NOT Bleeding PICKING IT UP!. At the end of the conversation, the utter totally thick dipstick tells me not to put any batteries in with the laptop, just the laptop, so I ask him if he's taking the utter bloody urine, and shouts down the phone that HE'S DELIVERING THE COMPUTER BACK TO ME AND NOT PICKING THE bleeding THING UP

"Sorry sir, of course.. my mistake.."

So I've taken the afternoon off work, see the van pull up, go down to open the door and the driver is STANDING THERE ASKING ME WHERE THE LAPTOP IS!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !

I've now been sitting here for 45 minutes listening every possible bleeding telephone song from the '80s with the occasional "you're call is being held in a queue, please wait for the first available operator" thrown in...

I really, really, really pity that poor chap who's brave enough to answer it.Customer service my ars#