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Old 10 November 2024, 05:04 AM   #1
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Not what you think

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again ..back and forth...back and forth...in and out...

She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back.

She was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding.....her face was flushed...

Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"Okay, Okay! I can’t park the car! You do it, you smug b*****d"
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