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JJ Irani · 12 October 2009, 02:15 AM

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off .'

'Could you jack off?' she says...'I feel like shit!!'

Cheers - JJ

12 October 2009, 02:15 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Sentence structure is so important!! LOL!! The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off .' 'Could you jack off?' she says...'I feel like shit!!' Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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