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idk01 · 13 October 2009, 11:32 PM

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a
waggon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The
farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer
said, "That's twice."

After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer
didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun,
and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, screaming, "That
was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

13 October 2009, 11:32 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	A farmer and his brand new bride A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a waggon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun, and shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, screaming, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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