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Old 21 September 2005, 09:41 PM   #1
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Not sweet.

Warning Adult Joke.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young blond raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic...

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
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