The Pilot Watch

[Saxon007]

< shamelessly stolen from that interweb >

A fighter pilot walks into a pub after a day of flying and strikes a conversation with a beautiful woman seated at the bar. After several drinks and smooth conversation, the woman comments on his large complicated watch. He tells the woman, "That's a pilot's watch, and it can do much more than tell me the time." She says, "What else can it do?" He says, "It can tell me intimate details about women." The woman raises her eyebrows and says, "What does it tell you about me?" The pilot says, "It's telling me you aren't wearing any underwear." The woman laughs and says, "Well, it's not correct, because I am wearing underwear." The pilot looks at the watch again, taps on it, and says, "Darn it, the thing's running an hour fast."