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Alcan · 30 December 2006, 10:26 PM

A guy staggers home after closing the bar, throws up in the front foyer, trips over a coffee table and smashes a lamp, knocks all the pictures off the wall on his way upstairs, and finally passes out on the bed.

The next morning he wakes up with the king of hangovers and spots a breakfast tray on his bedside table. It has aspirin, his favourite breakfast, fresh cut flowers in a vase, and the morning paper. Not exactly the wakeup he was expecting.

Confused, he spots his teenage son and calls him in.
"Who did this?"
"Mom did"
"but didn't I wreck the place last night?"
"Yup"
"Then how come this deluxe treatment?"
"Apparently when she was undressing you to put you to bed she was trying to get your pants off, and you kept mumbling "Cut it out, Lady, I'm married"

30 December 2006, 10:26 PM	#1
Alcan "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Coming home II A guy staggers home after closing the bar, throws up in the front foyer, trips over a coffee table and smashes a lamp, knocks all the pictures off the wall on his way upstairs, and finally passes out on the bed. The next morning he wakes up with the king of hangovers and spots a breakfast tray on his bedside table. It has aspirin, his favourite breakfast, fresh cut flowers in a vase, and the morning paper. Not exactly the wakeup he was expecting. Confused, he spots his teenage son and calls him in. "Who did this?" "Mom did" "but didn't I wreck the place last night?" "Yup" "Then how come this deluxe treatment?" "Apparently when she was undressing you to put you to bed she was trying to get your pants off, and you kept mumbling "Cut it out, Lady, I'm married" Last edited by Alcan; 30 December 2006 at 11:48 PM..

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