A couple made a deal

[idk01]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife
at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his
word, he made the first contact.

"marion....Marion"

Is that you Bob?

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed".

"That's wonderful, what is it like?"

Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course....I have s*x again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have s*x a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me, I eat lots of greens),
another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s*x the rest of
the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again, then it's more s*x until late
at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
all over again.

Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven".

Not exactly.....I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona".