Why the hell am I laughing on the outside, when I'm screaming on the inside?

[JJ Irani]

I must be mad!!

Sorry, guys.......just need to vent a little.......and it's mainly with my health, something I'm so damn particular about.

First my stupid EYE!!! Next appointment is on the 17th of Feb. for poke No. 2

No, no............it's not the poke in the eye I'm worried about at all - that I can take..........it's the wonderment of how effective all this treatment is going to be and whether I can finally have a normal right eye to look out from?

And then my bloody teeth.

Last week, whilst eating, I bit down so hard on the fork, that I snapped my front incisor. Now, I've had an implant put in and another on the right side to reinforce the front teeth from both sides.

As you guys may have guessed from my broad smiles , I wear dentures on top and bottom...............so I'm looking at around NZ$4K for the dental treatment alone!!

But wait, there's more!!

The CV ball joints on both front wheels of my beloved MAZDA are well and truly stuffed and need replacing. Yes, there's that familiar taka-taka-taka noise when making turns...............so some more expense along the way.

So why the hell am I laughing on TRF? I am positively mad!!

Cheers - JJ