Tiger Jokes.........

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There was some good news for Tiger last week. He was just voted "Athlete of
the Decade" by The Associated Press. He's also been named "Athlete of the
Decade" by Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler! We now see that Tiger
Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the
driveway.


Tiger Woods' popularity has fallen down to 33 percent. Any lower and maybe
he should think about running for Congress. He never lied to her when he
said, "Honey, I'm going out to play a-round."


Did you know that Tiger doesn't like to refer to his other women as
"mistresses." He prefers to call them "provisional's." Tiger Woods paid
some of his mistresses between $5,000 and $20,000 a month to keep quiet
about his affairs. That's the second bailout plan this year that didn't
work.


One of the Tiger Woods' mistresses is in talks to pose for Playboy.
They are thinking they can have each month of the year covered with a
mistress and call it "The Year of the Tiger." One woman linked to Tiger
Woods is 48 years old. Or, as Tiger refers to her, "my senior tour."


Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf. I guess he needs some time off to
get his AFFAIRS in order.


Construction on a Tiger Woods Golf Course will continue in Dubai,
according to a spokesman for the project. However, they are considering
changing their advertising slogan: "If you love golf and want to play a
round."


What is one golf expression that Tiger will never say to his wife again?
"Hey Honey, I'm only going to play 9 holes!"


When the cop asked Mrs. Woods how many times she hit Tiger with the club
she said, "I don't know, put me down for a five."


Tiger is early favorite for 2010 Nobel "Piece" Prize!


Tiger's favorite Christmas Carol: "I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress."


The latest speculation is that Tiger Woods may be trying to rekindle his
marriage by taking his wife on a cruise on his yacht.
You know, before it becomes her yacht.