Some Quick Hitters.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

What route do crazy people take through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

How does a rich girl change a lightbulb?

She simply says, "Daddy, I want a new townhouse."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.