Per COSC Spec. (18+ if you're super-sensitive)

[RALBulldog]

A young man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment.

The young woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replied, "I just bought this state-of-the-art Rado watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman said, "A state-of-the-art Rado watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," the man explained.

"What's it telling you now?", she replied.

The young man paused for a second then answered, "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggled & replied, "Well it must be broken then, because I can assure you that I am wearing panties!"

The man looked down at his watch and smiled, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"