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16 March 2010, 08:38 AM | #1 |
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Walmart interview
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
> job opening.. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four > people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in > and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them > would get the job.. The day came and as the four sat around the > conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know > of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. > There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. > 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A > blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A > BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The > blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned > to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.. 'Well, out at my > dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light > switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light > on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is > the fastest thing I can think of'. Jennifer was very impressed with the > third answer and thought she had found her man.. 'It 's hard to beat the > speed of light,' she said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, > Jennifer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the > previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is > DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... Oh sure', > said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran > for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I > had already shit my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at > a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every > time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
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