Gay fathers

[sleepiee]

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate
mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming but over in the
corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful!" one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies and yet our baby
is so happy. "This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the
thermometer out of his ass!"