3 generals

[mitchy]

There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured.*

First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger.*

So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730,000.*

The second guy does the same and gets paid $650,000.*

The third guy goes measure from the tip of my penis to the back of my balls.*

They say OK drop your pants, so he does and they measure.*

"You have no balls" they say.*

"Yes I do," he replies, "they're still in Vietnam.