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MonBK · 27 March 2011, 12:39 AM

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

27 March 2011, 12:39 AM	#1
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,277	It pays to speak German... An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!" (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!") The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!" The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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