The Perfect Husband

[Porsche]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "...and the Rolex boutique have just received the latest models from Switzerland, I've fallen in love with one?

MAN: "Of course..."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2.5m"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $2.2m."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.


The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"