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Old 23 August 2011, 02:27 AM   #1
Iron Dealer 1
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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story...

I went fishing this morning but after a short time ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, so...



Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.



A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.
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