"Wear it in the Best of Health..."

[STEELINOX]

From "A Tale of Two Cities"..."It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

Its bugged me that people always say, "wear it in the best of health," blah blah blah, thats okay, but...

I say, you bought it, it cost enough, hellyeah ya better well wear that watch in the worst of health just as well, as in the best of health !

So congratulations WIS on your new timepiece, wear that puppy in the worst of health and the best of health; in the worst of times and in the best of times, while bein a fool, while at school, in the pool, or while scurtin or executin the Golden Rule...

Wear it in battle, wear it at play, dont worry about the nightime cause its dial face glows brite as day.

Scratches and dings are free so dont fret, dont cry, dont sway ~ cause the overpriced ROLEX service center will polish them away, it'll look good as new and be ready to fight another day.

Wear it today at the Golf Course, or while sittin in a horse drawn buggy, while gardening or diggin down deep inside a small block chevy.

Make sure you dunk it too in your favorite bevy, cause peeps always will be in envy of the watch with the crown on the dial sittin in your favorite liquid bevy.