Why sentence structure is so important

[jatco]

.............Why sentence structure is so Important....

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed
It down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night.

She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:

'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'
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