the Monthly "Give Jocke a Caption" Contest

[TheVTCGuy]

Ladies and Gentlemen of TRF, I need help. I don't think that's much of a suprise in general, but specifically in my friendly banter with my dear friend, Jocke. You see, he is an expert with photoshop. Me, not so much. Oh, I can find funny pictures on the internet, but have to come up with some kind of witty banter to compete against his exceptional photo-talents. Hence, I am asking for your support.

My local newspaper has a contest every week, they post a strange picture or drawing and readers submit funny captions for it; (I've won four times! ). So, I figured it's a good way to start a helpful thread here on TRF (helpful to me, not Jocke). What I'm asking for are your funny captions to the picture below, someting Jocke would be saying or thinking in this picture of... of him.

Of course, I'll start: "For Valentines day, my wife wanted to call me.. Babyeeeeeeeee...... "

I do think it's lovey picture of him.... Anyone else got captions?