The rear axle

[Goodwatch]

A guy with a very beautiful and hot girlfriend thinks about her and ‘it’ the whole day. As it’s no way near time to go home he decides to ‘give himself a hand’. But there’s no place to perform the act so he decides to leave early and head for home. During the 2 hours drive the urge becomes too great and he pulls of the road into a small parking lot. Because the road is quite busy he ducks under his car pretending to repair the rear axle.

He closes his eyes and goes at it. After a while, he feels someone kicking against one of his shoes. Because he’s almost there, he ignores it and with his eyes still closed keeps at the job. After 30 seconds another kick. Irritated and with his eyes still closed he asks “what do you want?”. A voice asks him what he’s doing. “I’m repairing the rear axle” he answers. The voice answers: “while you at it take a look at you parking brake as well, ‘cause your car is now against a tree 40 yards away!”.