Salesmanship

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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps a bucket of fresh horse manure all over the floor.

He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning up that horse s#!t, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”

She turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do you want ketchup on that?”

The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”

She says “We just moved in and don't have the electricity turned on yet.”