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Dr. Robert · 31 July 2012, 05:04 PM

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie & one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed & do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand & ask forgiveness from God & this Christian family."

No one moved

Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde, with a body that would stop a runaway train, rose from the 3rd pew. Her head bowed, & her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted & the congregation roared w/ laughter.

Give me an amen brothers & sisters.

31 July 2012, 05:04 PM	#1
Dr. Robert "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 65,836	A Blonde in Church An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie & one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed & do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand & ask forgiveness from God & this Christian family." No one moved Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde, with a body that would stop a runaway train, rose from the 3rd pew. Her head bowed, & her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted & the congregation roared w/ laughter. Give me an amen brothers & sisters. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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