Cowboy Tombstone

[gypsy jim]

It may have been shown before, but from a cowboy tombstone:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with
you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
or you could wind up dead like me.