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Old 24 August 2012, 10:59 AM   #1
FeelingTheBlues
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I want a little boy!

A middle-aged couple has been living happily for the past years with their two daughters. However, despite being a happy man, the husband always had the wish to have a son, therefore he convinced his wife to try to have a baby one last time. A couple of months later, the woman is really excited to announce her pregnancy to her husband and, furthermore, the future arrival of a little boy!

A few months after having the good news, the lady is in a hospital room with the newborn in her arms. Her husband quickly drives there after having the news and, as he gets to his wife's room, he is somewhat surprised...not to say disappointed. Indeed, the baby his wife is holding is, hands down, the ugliest he has ever seen in his life:

- Hold on! There has to be a mistake! After the two gorgeous daughters we've had there's no way I can be the father of that thing! Have you been fooling around woman!?

That's when a smile appeared on the wife's face:

- Not this time!
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