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Old 26 December 2007, 03:53 AM   #1
Floridadogg
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Real Name: Allan
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Two diaries

HERS: Dear diary: Yesterday was such a trying day. Worst of all was this feeling of distance that is growing between George and me. He came home at 4 pm yesterday and was silent. I asked him how his day went, and he said "sh*tty". I tried to kiss him and console him but he just withdrew more and more. During dinner he only sipped the Merlot and fumbled with his food. He barely ate his favorite desert, the carrot cake that I slaved over all day. Then we watched television and he was restless. I tried to kiss him and he said "Lets go upstairs" I put on a beautiful blue negilgee and all he did was satisfy himself with me. I didn't get anywhere near orgasm. He is soooo distant. Then he rolled over and snored. I am afraid my life is a shambles. I feel so insecure. I need a psychiatrist to sort this all out.

His:

"Yesterday I shot a f#cking 95 at the Country Club and lost $400 on the golf course. But at least I got laid"

Moderator Edit (Prince): Let's attempt to be careful of the language here, shall we?!?

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