Deodorant.

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this some on a regular basis and would
like some more.

I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.

"YES", replied the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container - *" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "