State of the Art Watch

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A guy called Paul sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.



The lady sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued lady says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"Paul explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''

Paul smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running
about an hour fast.

Dina be careful out there.