Would you share ?

[Welshwatchman]

Ben and James, lifelong friends having a chat and a drink at their local.

Ben - (looking at Jame's newly bought lottery ticket)

"See that lottery ticket, Jimmy? If you won the triple rollover jackpot would you share it with me?"

James - "Yes I would, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If you were to inherit a large fortune from a distant relative would you share that with me?"

James - "Yes I would, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If I were to need a kidney transplant would you save my life by donating one of yours?"

James - "I would do so in an instant and without thought, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If you were to own two Rolex ...."

James - (cutting Ben short) ".... no freakin' way scumbag. You know I own two Rolex watches.