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Old 11 January 2008, 12:50 AM   #1
Floridadogg
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Listen carefully to the doctor.

An older man and his wife were in an auto accident. He recovered but she was in a coma at the hospital for months. One day, the nurses were washing her private parts and the woman opened her eyes and made a soft moan. They reported this to the Doctor and he called in the husband for a consultation.

Doctor: "Your wife seems to be responsive to sexual stimulation. I think it would be a good idea if you had oral sex with her in the privacy of her room".

Old Man: "OK I'll try it but that seems very unusual for a woman in her condition"

Doctor: "Just use your good judgement and we'll see what happens".

So the guy goes in and gets started with the wife. In a minute, all the bells and whistles go off. Her heart stops beating and she is totally flat-lined.

The nurses run in and say "What the hell happened in here"? To which the old man responds "I am not sure, I guess she just choked".
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