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lvuserhere · 26 July 2013, 09:28 AM

A woman who has had no luck with men decides to put an ad in the local classifieds...ad states...'I am looking for a man that will not beat me, won't run around on me and is great in bed.'

A few days later a nice guy calls in response to the ad and she invites him over to meet.

The doorbell rings and she jumps up, opens the door, but is surprised to see a man in a wheelchair.

She politely says hello....and then asks...'How do you meet the things I asked for in the ad??'

He says....'Well I am paralyzed from the neck down....so there is no way I can beat you...and I definitely can't run around on you...'

She says...'Thats two out of three....but what about being good in bed??'

He smiles and replies with...'How do you think I rang the doorbell?!'

26 July 2013, 09:28 AM	#1
lvuserhere Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Mike Location: Las Vegas, NV Watch: Me Closely... Posts: 77	Classified Ad.... A woman who has had no luck with men decides to put an ad in the local classifieds...ad states...'I am looking for a man that will not beat me, won't run around on me and is great in bed.' A few days later a nice guy calls in response to the ad and she invites him over to meet. The doorbell rings and she jumps up, opens the door, but is surprised to see a man in a wheelchair. She politely says hello....and then asks...'How do you meet the things I asked for in the ad??' He says....'Well I am paralyzed from the neck down....so there is no way I can beat you...and I definitely can't run around on you...' She says...'Thats two out of three....but what about being good in bed??' He smiles and replies with...'How do you think I rang the doorbell?!'

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