Big Dicks.

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over-sized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked Paulie one of the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file.
"Your father's the reason for your elongated penises ?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother?" the doctor asked. "You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied Paulie, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."