About Men....

[Orchi]

1 of 11:
The nice men are ugly.

2 of 11:
The handsome men are not nice.

3 of 11:
The handsome and nice men are gay.

4 of 11:
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5 of 11:
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6 of 11:
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7 of 11:
The handsome men without money are after our money.

8 of 11:
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9 of 11:
The men who think we are beautiful, who are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10 of 11:
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11 of 11:
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.