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padi56 · 3 September 2013, 11:19 PM

The soldier and the nun.
A soldier emerged from a grove of trees and saw a nun walking along the road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later."

The nun was very confused but took pity on him and agreed. A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

The nun replied, "Yes, he went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to war."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to war either."

3 September 2013, 11:19 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	The soldier and the nun. The soldier and the nun. A soldier emerged from a grove of trees and saw a nun walking along the road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun was very confused but took pity on him and agreed. A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "Yes, he went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to war." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to war either." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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