A real pioneer in fireworks

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Back in the days of the Old West, a tough old cowboy from taught his grand-daughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The grand daughter did this religiously. She lived a long productive life up to the age of 103 when she died.

She left behind 12 children,
60 grandchildren,
95 great-grandchildren,
45 great-great-grandchildren, and a...
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15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be...