ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

anilzat · 20 January 2014, 09:48 AM

Waaay too drunk...
A pub's closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there.

He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours.

He wakes up the next morning, and his wife tells him, "You were really drunk last night weren't you?"

"Yeah, why? How do you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the pub."

20 January 2014, 09:48 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	waaay too drunk Waaay too drunk... A pub's closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the next morning, and his wife tells him, "You were really drunk last night weren't you?" "Yeah, why? How do you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the pub."

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)