Ladies Night Out

[ohsixx]

As told by a wife:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband not to be worried, I would be home by midnight.
Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., with a bit of a buzz, I headed home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution.
Even when totally smashed I could remember...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = Midnight!

The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him - "Midnight!" and he seemed to buy it.

I thought "Whew - I got away with that one!"

The he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "...oh s**t..." then cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cukooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and fa#ted."