ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Jocke · 21 July 2014, 01:15 AM

A biker on a long summer ride in the country pulls into a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER - $3.00
HAMBURGER - $3.50
CHEESEBURGER - $4.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH - $4.50
HAND JOB - $25.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the biker walks up to the bar and beckons to an exceptionally
attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of patrons.She glides down behind the bar to the biker.

"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

The biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She looks into his eyes, and with a wide smile she purrs, "Why yes, I sure am."

The biker leans closer and whispers softly to her: "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I'd like a cheeseburger."

21 July 2014, 01:15 AM	#1
Jocke 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,541	Hand job A biker on a long summer ride in the country pulls into a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER - $3.00 HAMBURGER - $3.50 CHEESEBURGER - $4.00 CHICKEN SANDWICH - $4.50 HAND JOB - $25.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the biker walks up to the bar and beckons to an exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of patrons.She glides down behind the bar to the biker. "Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "Can I help you?" The biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She looks into his eyes, and with a wide smile she purrs, "Why yes, I sure am." The biker leans closer and whispers softly to her: "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I'd like a cheeseburger." __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)